True definition of burning love

True definition of burning love: Reaching to grab for the KY jelly and getting Vick's Vapor rub instead!;)

The Cloud

Boat...

It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off

I saw this in FB status shuffle, used by one of my FB friends. I have to read it 2 or 3 times before I can get what it means lol. Slow me

A Threat

from an FB status

SAYS NO TO HIS WIFE TO GO DOWN THE ROAD TO GET ICE FOR DRINKS HAS SUDDDENLY CHANGE HIS MIND AFTER THREAT OF NOT GETTING A HEAD JOB FOR REST OF LIFE be back soon

Save the Cat

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?"
Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"