gibberish quotes

I was busy explaining stuff to a colleague and my Master was waiting for me to get back to him and made this funny remarks. I'll forever treasure your sense of humor my sweet Master *hugs*

Master (3/29/2011 4:31:29 PM): gorillas wear pink underwear
Master (3/29/2011 4:31:44 PM): sometimes little duckies are starship captains and travel to mars
Master (3/29/2011 4:32:09 PM): when elephants study algebra they are much better at it than zebras
Master (3/29/2011 4:32:25 PM): today, three penguins ass raped a dove
Master (3/29/2011 4:32:48 PM): china is only 75% midget
Master (3/29/2011 4:33:12 PM): purple cows have very small genitles
Master (3/29/2011 4:33:45 PM): the moon is not made of cheese, its cheese bread
Master (3/29/2011 4:34:17 PM): cars are not made to fly, so how come when you go really fast people say your flying ?
Master (3/29/2011 4:34:47 PM): worms have gas really bad, you just cant smell it cause they are small
Master (3/29/2011 4:36:26 PM): fungus grows on socks and trees
Master (3/29/2011 4:36:47 PM): lengthy conversations make even the wisest of men tired

Physical Pain and Rejection

Found this article and it's an interesting study, specially for non-pain enthusiasts like me lol.

Kinky CSI

Last Thursday, I was bored with our local soaps and decided to flip channels and find other shows. I chanced upon AXN channel in cable TV and saw that CSI is currently showing. So I watched it and the episode was a little gory for my taste lol. Though it was fun to note that the episode had a part where they went to a kinky store. Searching the net, I found this review and I couldn't agree with her more.

*sigh*

Felt bad today. Master accidentally burned his thumb and fingers. He havent slept last night and wasnt able to take his nap because of me. I really wish we can be together soon. No more unnecessary sleepless nights...

Cute Warm Cosplay Bunny Ear Sweater Dress

Found this in one of my friends' post in FB, I dont know if this is kinky or this is cute, but I think this is kinkily cute

my kind of towel

Was looking for some funny pics and found this one.



I think I want to have this one for Master.

stress ball anyone?

Yesterday at work, one of my colleagues bought a stress ball, only it's not a ball but cock-shaped lol. I wasnt able to see it and got curious. Now I think this one is cute lol