Not really a soda lover but...

Is This Me? =D

Gadgets and Sex

Master, do you think we'll be doing this? lol

Naughty or Nice

Dick head

Is This What You Mean Master?

A Black-Belter and A Robber

No Woman Will Ever Be Satisfied

Orange you glad to see me

Facts About Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG? ( Because they don't stop to ask directions)

3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!)

4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs)

5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)....

True definition of burning love

True definition of burning love: Reaching to grab for the KY jelly and getting Vick's Vapor rub instead!;)

The Cloud

Boat...

It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off

I saw this in FB status shuffle, used by one of my FB friends. I have to read it 2 or 3 times before I can get what it means lol. Slow me

A Threat

from an FB status

SAYS NO TO HIS WIFE TO GO DOWN THE ROAD TO GET ICE FOR DRINKS HAS SUDDDENLY CHANGE HIS MIND AFTER THREAT OF NOT GETTING A HEAD JOB FOR REST OF LIFE be back soon

Save the Cat

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?"
Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Non Surgical What?

Received this from a newsletter I'm subscribed to:

Only P1821 instead of P3875 for a Non Surgical Mole Removal Treatment

and I initially read

Only P1821 instead of P3875 for a Non Surgical Male Removal Treatment

lol. Is this a sign of being overworked? lol

Car Nose

Master, do you think we can have one like this? lol

gibberish quotes

I was busy explaining stuff to a colleague and my Master was waiting for me to get back to him and made this funny remarks. I'll forever treasure your sense of humor my sweet Master *hugs*

Master (3/29/2011 4:31:29 PM): gorillas wear pink underwear
Master (3/29/2011 4:31:44 PM): sometimes little duckies are starship captains and travel to mars
Master (3/29/2011 4:32:09 PM): when elephants study algebra they are much better at it than zebras
Master (3/29/2011 4:32:25 PM): today, three penguins ass raped a dove
Master (3/29/2011 4:32:48 PM): china is only 75% midget
Master (3/29/2011 4:33:12 PM): purple cows have very small genitles
Master (3/29/2011 4:33:45 PM): the moon is not made of cheese, its cheese bread
Master (3/29/2011 4:34:17 PM): cars are not made to fly, so how come when you go really fast people say your flying ?
Master (3/29/2011 4:34:47 PM): worms have gas really bad, you just cant smell it cause they are small
Master (3/29/2011 4:36:26 PM): fungus grows on socks and trees
Master (3/29/2011 4:36:47 PM): lengthy conversations make even the wisest of men tired

Cute Warm Cosplay Bunny Ear Sweater Dress

Found this in one of my friends' post in FB, I dont know if this is kinky or this is cute, but I think this is kinkily cute

my kind of towel

Was looking for some funny pics and found this one.



I think I want to have this one for Master.