No Woman Will Ever Be Satisfied

Orange you glad to see me

Facts About Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG? ( Because they don't stop to ask directions)

3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!)

4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs)

5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)....

True definition of burning love

True definition of burning love: Reaching to grab for the KY jelly and getting Vick's Vapor rub instead!;)

The Cloud

Boat...

It's not the size of the boat nor the motion in the ocean, it's whether or not the captain can stay in port long enough for all the passengers to get off

I saw this in FB status shuffle, used by one of my FB friends. I have to read it 2 or 3 times before I can get what it means lol. Slow me

A Threat

from an FB status

SAYS NO TO HIS WIFE TO GO DOWN THE ROAD TO GET ICE FOR DRINKS HAS SUDDDENLY CHANGE HIS MIND AFTER THREAT OF NOT GETTING A HEAD JOB FOR REST OF LIFE be back soon