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Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Facts About Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG? ( Because they don't stop to ask directions)
3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!)
4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs)
5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)....
2. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG? ( Because they don't stop to ask directions)
3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!)
4. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs)
5. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)....
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
True definition of burning love
True definition of burning love: Reaching to grab for the KY jelly and getting Vick's Vapor rub instead!;)
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