gibberish quotes

I was busy explaining stuff to a colleague and my Master was waiting for me to get back to him and made this funny remarks. I'll forever treasure your sense of humor my sweet Master *hugs*

Master (3/29/2011 4:31:29 PM): gorillas wear pink underwear
Master (3/29/2011 4:31:44 PM): sometimes little duckies are starship captains and travel to mars
Master (3/29/2011 4:32:09 PM): when elephants study algebra they are much better at it than zebras
Master (3/29/2011 4:32:25 PM): today, three penguins ass raped a dove
Master (3/29/2011 4:32:48 PM): china is only 75% midget
Master (3/29/2011 4:33:12 PM): purple cows have very small genitles
Master (3/29/2011 4:33:45 PM): the moon is not made of cheese, its cheese bread
Master (3/29/2011 4:34:17 PM): cars are not made to fly, so how come when you go really fast people say your flying ?
Master (3/29/2011 4:34:47 PM): worms have gas really bad, you just cant smell it cause they are small
Master (3/29/2011 4:36:26 PM): fungus grows on socks and trees
Master (3/29/2011 4:36:47 PM): lengthy conversations make even the wisest of men tired